Oo err....no pressure then!
Anyway, d'ya really think I'll have time to take photos with the entire East Lancs fire brigade in mi house and helicopters overhead ferrying water from the North Sea when all the local reservoirs are drained dry, and British Gas hovering around because of the number of complaints from locals who can smell gas, and me picking shards of gas bottle from out of mi hair so that I look presentable for the Granada Reports film crew, and the local constabulary bringing multiple charges of arson, breach of the peace and performing pyrotechnic displays without the appropriate insurance..........
